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The SinSaint Feral embodies a daring blend of primal allure and artisan craftsmanship. Its intricate design and premium materials not only elevate the aesthetic appeal but also ensure a deeply satisfying experience. While its unique appearance may not appeal to everyone, those captivated by its bold statement will find it a worthwhile addition to their collection. ​My only critique lies in the limited options, particularly the lack of external features available on sizes smaller than large. Including these features would have enhanced the overall experience significantly. Despite this, the Medium Feral is a very well-thought-out and crafted dildo that is able to contend without the aid of vibration devices.

This smaller vibrator is perfect for G-spot stimulation. It's a powerful punch in a tiny package. If you're looking for a really fun time, then this is the vibrator for you!

This toy is a fun time! It's a huge dildo that's a worthwhile challenge. The vibration, powered by the app, is a great toy for versatile play.

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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

A fantastic toy with interesting stimuli and sensations. This is admittedly my first oral style stroker but it surely wasn’t a let down. I would definitely recommend it if you don’t mind spending a few bucks.

The Main Squeeze: Xxlayna Marie sex toy by Doc Johnson is a great manual masturbator that I'd recommend to those looking for head stimulation! Fans of the pornstar will appreciate this toy and its quality. This is a great manual masturbator and I can definitely see myself coming back to it! The orifice is amazing and will please anyone who needs a lot of visual input. However, the squeeze function leaves a lot to be desired and only drags down an otherwise amazing product.

The Lovense Solace Pro is an amazing toy that I would recommend to anyone looking to take things to the next level with their sex toys. This toy does almost everything right: it's simple to use, incorporates some pretty advanced AI technology, and most importantly, it feels amazing. While I would recommend this toy to anyone who has a penis, there are some shortcomings, specifically its enjoyability in certain situations and the AI sync function. But overall, this is my new favorite sex toy and there's a high chance that it'll be yours, too.